Welcome to Cafe Gremlin

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[Welcome to the Cafe Gremlin. Here, I, succ, will do my best to accomodate you.]

[I happen to be quite the beginner at web design, so I cannot say that you should expect much of this site. However, I also happen to be quite a fast learner.]

[I hope you enjoy your stay, here at the Cafe Gremlin.]